OKCupid is full of people dreaming of their perfect romantic match.
They want somebody to snuggle in front of log fires with and glug a nice bottle of red wine with; somebody to stride down a sunset beach with and draw shell-strewn hearts in the sand with. They want country walks and conversation. Movies and music and food. Someone who shares their passion for nights in and nights out.
However, excess saccharinity is horribly bad for your health. So, if you ever catch yourself hand in the cookie jar of Hallmark fantasy, I recommend you locate your anti-match.
Your anti-match will wake you up to reality. You’ll lose all faith in the very concept of romantic bliss. You’ll think to yourself, two people had sex and made this person. Possibly after the very sort of lovey-dovey union you’re striving for. It’s enough to put you off love for life.
My anti-match – the person with whom I have least in common in the entirety of OKCupid – lives in Indiana. Actually, if I do a global search for enemies, I find a definite skew towards the American Bible Belt, but this charming chap (0% match, 0% friend, 99% enemy) represents the international pinnacle of my anti-self.
We disagree on almost everything, from the historical accuracy of Noah’s Ark to our views on smoking next to kids. The only particular in which our common humanity shines through seems to be our matching answers to ‘How often do you brush your teeth?’
Hopefully I shall meet this person some day. After all, opposites attract.
hi, my ame is chubbz, I got blue eyes average build, want more just ask. I am male, straight, and single
What I’m doing with my life
got to do something cuz life too short to sit around and nothing
I’m really good at
cooking, working on cars, being a good friends
The first things people usually notice about me
mainly is my baby blue eyes. my friends say ( it’s your I.C.P)cloth
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
don’t have a favorite book yet
I like mosty comedy and actions movies
I listens to all music
my favorite food is food
The six things I could never do without
my I.C.P. music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
just thinking bout my future
On a typical Friday night I am
on a typic friday nite I hangout with my friends
or I’m at home with family having a good time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
wont know til they talk to me
You should message me if
if you want